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chadleymacguff:

incubecfrmmars:

What the fuck is in the Malik blood? This is insane. Holy geezus…

i’m feeling very attacked right now

i came out to have a good time and i am honestly having such a good time right now

thrandilf:

snapchats from agent maria hill

spyscribe:

And just so you know, this new power? It’s rubbish.

Damnit, Jim!

JUST LIKE HE ALREADY OWNED IT

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JUST LIKE HE ALREADY OWNED IT

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dekutree:

where the fuck is the bartender

everybodyilovedies:

stuckinabucket:

"Oooooookay.  That’s…weird."

"Four, five, six…subtle, guys.  Real subtle."

"Are you shitting me?  Covert ops, my Irish grandmother.  This is why you people lost in ‘Nam."

"Really?  With the budging in behind me, and the whole goon squad?  I am going to kick everybody’s ass on general principle."

THIS IS WHY YOU LSOT ‘NAM OH MY GOSHHHHHHH

nerdy-whovian:

bioterrors:

an angel girl whose girlfriend is a demon and at first they don’t want anybody to know but then god is like “my child do not worry about it it’s , as the kids are saying these days, “what ever”’ but satan is like “do I know this girl. let me meet her. is she a bad influence?” “dad she’s an angel” “damn I was really hoping she would be a bad influence”

derpycats:

i bet i look way cooler like this

derpycats:

i bet i look way cooler like this

endiot:

hes such a dork

i wanna sit on his dick

Optime!

grizzlyhills:

flightcub:

interretialia:

life-of-a-latin-student:

ratwithoutwings:

i’m so upset

I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb

they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!

I can’t

present active boōpresent infinitive boāreperfect active boāvīsupine boātum

Recte!

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if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter

do they speak latin because it’s a dead language

natanuland:

if you’ve ever wanted a gif of Marilyn Manson pushing Chris Evans well here u go - Imgur

natanuland:

if you’ve ever wanted a gif of Marilyn Manson pushing Chris Evans well here u go - Imgur

nuditea:

listen if you insult cats you are also insulting me

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