i will literally try to pet any cat i can don’t doubt me
zoos are a fun day trip when you live by this rule
idk I sometimes finish sentences with a “~” bc a period seems too hard/almost angry and a blank is too blank
see you later. (secretly pissed)
see you later~ (floating away trailing glitter and fairy dust)
Praise the Romans for creating the tilde or otherwise known as the squiggly!
boys…i have a hint 4 u: black skinny jeans
And plaid shirts with rolled up sleeves
I just finished the Bartimaeus trilogy. I was not prepared and I am an emotional mess now
Welcome to the club this is your designated emotional support speaking
Thank you I am…
i finished these books 6 years ago and the emotional turmoil still heaves within me
skinny jeans where the ankle is not all the way skinny?? why do you do this
i had to take a walk bc of the sound chris evans made after the cold water got poured on him ……..
I AM HAVING A BREAKDOWN HOW CAN HE LOOK SO CUTE AND CUDDLY WHILE ALSO DANGEROUS AND SEXY AT THE SAME TIME. THIS GOTDAMN SMUG BUT ADORABLE ASSHOLE
i cannot believe that we were robbed of this book scene
This is no joke. These are direct lines from the book.
tune in tonight for another episode of “is he cute or just tall? am I lowering my standards out of desperation? am I doomed to roam the earth as a lonely, unloved wretch for eternity? would I fuck a 30 year old? would I fuck a broke 30 year old?”
i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings
i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross