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wankbankofamerica:

i will literally try to pet any cat i can don’t doubt me

zoos are a fun day trip when you live by this rule

raysofthesun:

safare:

idk I sometimes finish sentences with a “~” bc a period seems too hard/almost angry and a blank is too blank

see you later. (secretly pissed)
vs
see you later~ (floating away trailing glitter and fairy dust)

Praise the Romans for creating the tilde or otherwise known as the squiggly!

fireflystilinski:

charlie-in-a-beanie:

tilly-needs-troyeboy:

oksoitsmeagain:

bowielegged:

boys…i have a hint 4 u: black skinny jeans

and beanies

and glasses

And plaid shirts with rolled up sleeves

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dubiousculturalartifact:

notfaquarl:

algebraicbubbles:

notfaquarl:

algebraicbubbles:

I just finished the Bartimaeus trilogy. I was not prepared and I am an emotional mess now

Welcome to the club this is your designated emotional support speaking

Thank you I am…

i finished these books 6 years ago and the emotional turmoil still heaves within me

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michaelgclifford:

skinny jeans where the ankle is not all the way skinny?? why do you do this 

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natnovna:

i had to take a walk bc of the sound chris evans made after the cold water got poured on him …….. 

same

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nauticallou:

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I AM HAVING A BREAKDOWN HOW CAN HE LOOK SO CUTE AND CUDDLY WHILE ALSO DANGEROUS AND SEXY AT THE SAME TIME. THIS GOTDAMN SMUG BUT ADORABLE ASSHOLE 

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redeaddie:

ladyintheattic:

i cannot believe that we were robbed of this book scene

This is no joke. These are direct lines from the book.

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roughness:

tune in tonight for another episode of “is he cute or just tall? am I lowering my standards out of desperation? am I doomed to roam the earth as a lonely, unloved wretch for eternity? would I fuck a 30 year old? would I fuck a broke 30 year old?”

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dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

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10knotes:

What even are cats?
WE MAY NEVER TRULY KNOW

10knotes:

What even are cats?

WE MAY NEVER TRULY KNOW

radgoku:

i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross

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